JavaScript Marketing Translated

There are a lot of marketing terms that get used in the JavaScript space to describe different projects. Here is what I read when I see these terms:

• Minimalist: Edge cases not included.
• Lightweight: It’s smaller than something else out there.
• Simple: The api is perfect…for our use case.
• Modular: Have fun wiring everything together.
• Library: I swear we’re not a framework. Please don’t call us a framework.
• Framework: Good luck getting rid of us.
• Opinionated: You will do things our way…or else!
• Unopinionated: You figure out how to do it and then realize months later you did it completely wrong.